A young couple just married were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night.  As they were undressing for bed, the husband who was a big surly brute, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on."  She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body.  "I can't wear your pants!" she said.  "That's right," said the husband, "and don't you forget it."  With that she flipped him her panties and said, "Try these on."  He tried to put them on but could only get them on as far as his knees.  "Hell," he said, "I can't get into your panties."  "That's right," she said, "don't you forget it and that's the way it's going to be until you change your damn attitude!"